SIDEQUESTS
real life is the open world. go touch grass, heroically.
COMPLIMENT 5 STRANGERS' SHOES
five different strangers, five genuine shoe compliments. film the reactions (thumbs-up of consent). bonus glory for complimenting crocs with a completely straight face.
FIVE-STAR REVIEW THE MOON
go outside tonight. film a completely deadpan, deeply serious review of the moon like you're a food critic reviewing a michelin restaurant. lighting, ambiance, presentation — cover it all.
BUILD A TINY HAT FOR A STATUE
craft a tiny hat. place it (gently, removably) on a public statue. photograph the statue looking absolutely fabulous. take the hat with you when you leave.
ORDER A PIZZA IN A MEDIEVAL ACCENT
walk into a pizza place. order an entire pizza speaking exclusively in medieval english. thou shalt not break character, even at the register, even when they ask questions.
TEACH A WORKOUT CLASS TO NOBODY
set up in a park and teach a full, high-energy fitness class to an audience of zero. call out encouragement to your invisible students. correct their invisible form.
BUSK A SONG YOU MAKE UP ON THE SPOT
find a public spot, open an instrument case (or hat), and perform a fully improvised song about whatever is happening around you. minimum two verses and a chorus.
SUNRISE ON A SUMMIT
be standing on top of any hill or mountain at the exact minute of sunrise. proof: you, the sun coming up, and visible regret about the wake-up time.
RECREATE A FAMOUS MOVIE SCENE IN PUBLIC
full costume. props. a famous scene, performed shot-for-shot in an appropriate public place. friends as supporting cast encouraged. oscar clip energy required.